Marketing Care, Reimagined.

A wellness program designed specifically for CMOs like you.

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Specialized in the treatment of:

Microbudgetosis

Also known as budget slashes, scrapes, and bruises — an aggressive minimizing of marketing budget.

Data Fatigue Syndrome

The inability to react proactively to dashboards due to an absence of reliable partners and limited resources.

ROI Pains

Discomfort of varying severity from the demand of bigger returns from smaller marketing budgets.

Platform Lethargy

A loss of enthusiasm and energy from new social platforms sporadically launching and gaining traction.

Unbenign Timeline

A harmful and ignorant expectation of a team’s time and resources being able to magically stretch at will.

Expectationitis

A sudden loss of motivation from constantly pushing oneself forward to meet unrealistic expectations.

From c-suite grief to private suite relief.

Enjoy your own private space to unwind and receive a personalized treatment plan, designed by our team of experts. Each room comes with hot rock sauna, saltwater soaking tub, panoramic ocean views, and a variety of herbal teas rinsed in sacred moonstones.

A CMO standing by a window enjoying some tea

Amenity aplenty.

Cat Cafe

Crystal Healing

Essential Oil Massage

Lion's Mane Mushroom Tea

Aqua-aerobics

Sage Cleansing

Sensory Deprivation Tanks

What our CMOs say:

"I used to be overwhelmed by dashboards from partners that couldn't help make sense of the data. CMO Therapeutics organized my data, consolidated my dashboards, and now I have the tools to make strategic decisions. "

Martin O'Neil

CMO, JTG Banking

"With their unique therapy sessions, CMO Therapeutics helped me find a way to creatively stretch my budget and accomplish more with less. I went from panicking about ROI to being called MVP."

Rachel Martinez

CMO, Dynacorp

Let's discuss a treatment plan perfect for you.

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